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And Now The Real Work Begins… Well Shit.

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For the past five months of my life every minute has been about transitioning to right now in my life, and now that the transitioning has been completed I’m kind of scared, kind of excited, and kind of staring at my keyboard like a tiger in a padded room. The relationship drama has ended, the writing job has concluded, the apartment has been built, and countless goosebump-ey drives have been driven. The parallel flack has boiled off leaving me alone with the resin of my thoughts. And my thoughts are a dodgey lot. Maybe that’s why the first thing I’m writing is an essay about how having no more excuses isn’t maybe as much fun as picking out new carpets for my living room or buying a new mic for the VO booth. While the need to acquire and assemble is something of a hassle the sheer materialism of it all is reliably good for a nice dopamine rush, plus you get more stuff. Hell I wanna stop writing this right now and go get that fancy whiteboard for my office, you know, cause I have shit I need to plan.

But I’m not. Yet, anyway. I’m gonna sit the fuck here and write until I feel I have enough of a beginning, middle and end I can justify doing my laundry and going to Staples. And I just put on Coldplay. Fucking COLDPLAY.

The rub about being a creative person is that the high comes from your subconscious spitting up ideas like a volcano and not from the endless crafting of those ideas once the magma has hardened. Maybe that’s why so many “artistic types” are so good at picking out an outfit or thinking of the great American screenplay but fall so flat when it comes time to take the clothes off and write naked. Because that part isn’t fun. Sure smoking the Walter White is a blast, but you know what homie had to go through to make it? As a card-carrying member of the ‘artistic type with a good outfit’ I’m taking the end of my phase 1 as a MMA weigh-in challenge to now both have the good outfit, and the product to back it up. Because a well-dressed man with nothing to say is typical, and I am atypical. All my personality-building and karmic wankery has boiled down to this : I live for art, I must create art, and even though the creation hurts, it’s the only way I can maintain sanity and happiness.

I’ve learned a lot about myself in 2016, arguably more than I have in the past five years combined. Anyone who knows me will attest, it’s been a fucking doozy, but because I’ve been so goddamn busy I’ve always had todays-task to take my mind off it’s typical wanderings. Wanderings such as ‘am I getting sick’, ‘I should google if I’m getting sick’, ‘why did I google getting sick’, and ‘I have lupus’. Left to it’s own devices my mind is like a Roomba careening across the floor of my brain randomly sucking up detritus. I’ve always just kind of let it. But that ends now. The Roomba’s a toy. Everyone knows if you want your floors to get really clean, you get a Dyson, and baby, I just got one.

Dyson ball actually, amazing piece of machinery.

So I guess that’s what this post is about. I’m gonna try like I’ve never tried before. Every step I take will be walking towards my goal of expression through creation, and I will be as militant about that process as I’ve had to be in the setting up of life 5.0 (let’s go with 5). I don’t want this feeling of peace and purpose to end, and to facilitate that I’m just going to have to high-dive into my id and pull something out. And do it again, and again, and again until forever. For there are no more distractions that aren’t my creation anymore. There’s just me, this keyboard, and whatever’s next.

– Ben Morrison

Clouds of Comedy – Aug 28th 2015

VapeRev and Ben Morrison’s “The Drip Tip” are proud to present the first edition of CLOUDS OF COMEDY!

CLOUDS OF COMEDY is LA’s first monthly, vape-friendly stand-up show featuring the hottest comedians working in film and television!

HEADLINING:

BEN GLIEB
Chelsea Lately, host of “Idiotest” on GSN

FEATURING:

JOE SINCLITICO
The Hollywood Improv, MTV

JOSH ADAM MEYERS
The Goddamn Comedy Jam, The Montreal Comedy Festival

KATE QUIGLEY
Playboy TV, Datefails on the Jon Lovitz Network

HOSTED BY:

BEN MORRISON
The Drip Tip on YouTube, Punk’d, Netflix, Hulu

VapeRev Melrose
8020 Melrose Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90046

Friday, August 28
Starts at 9 p.m.

FREE ENTRANCE

18+ ONLY

Enjoy a free beer with proper ID! (21+)

RSVP and info @ http://cloudsofcomedy.com

Live from the Improv – June 25 2015

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Here is a killer, killer set I recently recorded at the Hollywood Improv. Lots of new bits, character pieces and snakery. One of the best ones I’ve shot.

 

 

 

Wealthfront Commercial : Knitting

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In what has easily been the most aired commercial I’ve ever done, here is one of the four spots I shot for Wealthfront called ‘Knitting’.

Cause sometimes ‘knit happens’ you know?

 

Mangler Nation : Staples in my Head

 

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This is one of the coolest totally true stories I’ve ever told on the incredible balls-to-the-wall storytelling podcast ‘Mangler Nation’. In this story, ‘Staples in my Head’, I tell the tale of a wild night in New York City when I split my head open in the New York City subway system when jumping for joy.

Yes, jumping for joy. Give it a listen, you will not be disappointed.

Hulu Original – Warning : Men Thinking

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After much awaiting I can finally announce the premier of Warning : Men Thinking as a Hulu Original! In this ground-breaking panel / relationship show three comedians (Me, Alex Reymundo and Bob Dubec) team up with actual relationship experts to discuss all things women and relationships. It’s like the view, but with dudes, for women.

This episode is all about Sex! And I reveal a little more than I should… sorry mom. Stay tuned for five more episodes, all streaming on Hulu.

Brain Games

Screen Shot 2015-06-30 at 4.26.50 PMI was lucky enough to be asked to run this hidden-camera scam for the emmy-nominated NatGeo show “Brain Games’. In it I scammed actual people by actually convincing them I was actually selling ‘ionized volcanic magma stones’ that would ‘increase their gravitational pull’… or some shit. I sold $150 dollars worth of stones, and am now announcing my retirement from acting to focus full-time on my retail stones-selling operation.

Brain Games Magma Stones from Ben Morrison on Vimeo.

TMZ Comedy Tour

Screen-Shot-2014-05-21-at-1.56.29-PMI was lucky enough to be asked to Headline the TMZ Comedy Tour recently at the Icehouse. Killer audience, killer set. Thought I’d share with you guys, has a lot of new material including some new character bits I really love.