I swear this building is actually a spaceship. http://t.co/mMosblNy

                      My apartment is a sacred space to me. In it I have all the accessories a Crohn’s patient could want – freshly-cooked food, a great bed to recover in and a bathroom containing not only a bidet but a tile and grout brush for easy cleanup. It is a carefully crafted refuge from the ravages of my bottom and it’s a space I feel very comfortable in. Away from...

      I went to a party in the Hollywood Hills that was too damn big for it’s own good but did get to hang with Mike, otherwise known as the Situation. I found him to be a real nice kid, although I could see that he gave the peace-fingers to everyone he met, which made me feel less special. Oh yeah and I wish I didn’t look like the flash from this pic was waking me out of a prolonged sleep. Oh well, that’s why...

Took this in Croatia. Not somewhere I’d like to attempt to enjoy myself.